The Republic of Fun Guo is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 971 million Fun Guoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.
The very strong Fun Guoan economy, worth 77.4 trillion Balls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,664 Balls, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fun Guo's national animal is the Ball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fun Guo is ranked 133,234th in the world and 6,634th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 80 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Fun Guo, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
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Fun Guo, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
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Fun Guo, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
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Fun Guo, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
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Fun Guo, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
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Fun Guo, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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Fun Guo, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
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Fun Guo, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
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Fun Guo, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
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Fun Guo was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".














